My Favorite Calvin n Hobbes Quotes

I got these quotes from Bill Watterson's Calvin n Hobbes comic strips. I love Calvin n Hobbes. And I realize some true things which didn't get my attention before. Here's some of my favorite quotes:

1. I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
2. Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
3. A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
4. Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
5. I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
6. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
7. People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
8. There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want to do.
9. I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
10. I liked things better when I didn't understand them. 
11. If you can just get most people to ignore you and leave you alone, you're doing good.
12. Ho Ho! They tried to make me learn, but I was too tough for 'em! 
13. People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
14. I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.
15. I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. 
16. I'm a simple man with complex tastes.
17.  The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
18. Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
19. To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
20. If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
21. Childhood is short, maturity is forever.
22. Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
23. As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
24. Love symptoms: Your heart falls into your stomach & splashes your innards. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brains and you get all woozy. Your mouth disengages and you babble like cretin until she leaves.
25. I'm the end result of history. Think of it! Thousands of generations lived and died to produce my exact, scientific parents, whose reason for being, obviously, was to produce ME. All history up to this point has been has been spent preparing the world for my presence. Now I am here and history is vindicated.
26. We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
27. Life is like topography. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.
28. If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
29. I think they make nighttime dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
30. They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it. 

 Wow, 30! Quite a lot isn't it? I, myself, didn't thought it would turn out this many...By the way, enjoy...^^