My Favorite Calvin n Hobbes Quotes

I got these quotes from Bill Watterson's Calvin n Hobbes comic strips. I love Calvin n Hobbes. And I realize some true things which didn't get my attention before. Here's some of my favorite quotes:

1. I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
2. Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
3. A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
4. Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.